And nine, nine pigs were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire pinball. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another pig was made. In the land of Mordor, in the pigsty of Mount Doom, the dark lord Sausage created in secret a master pig, to control all others. And into this pig he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One pig to rule them all.

And nine, nine pigs were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire pinball. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another pig was made. In the land of Mordor, in the pigsty of Mount Doom, the dark lord Sausage created in secret a master pig, to control all others. And into this pig he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One pig to rule them all.

/KW